Famed epidemiologist and science guy Dr. Donald John Trump, also noted for his excellent golf skills, his economic acumen and his preternatural skill as president of the United States today declared just five years after it first surfaced that the COVID virus, or “Wuhan Flu” was absolutely, positively and without doubt created in China’s Golden Lotus Restaurant and SARS research lab which has a history of conducting gain-of-function research (gene altering and organism supercharging) at inadequate biosafety levels, and serving cat-flavored chicken wings.
His research thoroughly debunks “The Proximal Origin of SARS-CoV-2” publication — which was used repeatedly by public health officials and the media to discredit the lab leak theory — was prompted by Dr. Fauci to push the preferred narrative that COVID-19 originated naturally.
“By nearly all measures of science, if there was evidence of a natural origin it would have already surfaced. But it hasn’t,” he cites as scientific proof.
NIH’s procedures for funding and overseeing potentially dangerous research are deficient, unreliable, and pose a serious threat to both public health and national security. Further, NIH fostered an environment that promoted evading federal record keeping laws — as seen through the actions of Dr. David Morens and “FOIA Lady” Marge Moore.
As if the former evidence weren’t already overwhelming, the Biden Administration’s HHS engaged in a multi-year campaign of delay, confusion, and non-responsiveness in an attempt to obstruct the Select Subcommittee’s investigation and hide evidence that could incriminate or embarrass senior public health officials. It appears that HHS even intentionally under-resourced its component that responds to legislative oversight requests.
Dr. Donald “Bonespur” Trump, a stable genius if ever there was one, also determined that:
The “6 feet apart” social distancing recommendation — which shut down schools and small business across the country — was arbitrary and not based on science. During closed door testimony, Dr. Fauci testified that the guidance “sort of just appeared.”
There was no conclusive evidence that masks effectively protected Americans from COVID-19. Public health officials flipped-flopped on the efficacy of masks without providing Americans scientific data — causing a massive uptick in public distrust.
Prolonged lockdowns caused immeasurable harm to not only the American economy, but also to the mental and physical health of Americans, with a particularly negative effect on younger citizens. Rather than prioritizing the protection of the most vulnerable populations, federal and state government policies forced millions of Americans to forgo crucial elements of a healthy and financially sound life.
If only physicians had prescribed the de-wormer Ivermectin (now available over-the-counter in Idaho just in time for our next pandemic) more often, as he had recommended, or worked harder on his ideas for bleaching people’s innards or getting lights in there.
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In the last year of his first term as president when the pandemic began, Dr. Trump’s initiative and bold leadership ensured that the United States would be at the forefront of global response, leading the world in total cases and the highest death rate.
Not to worry, Trump insisted, his administration had the virus “totally under control.”
In his final hours in office, after a year of presidential denials of reality and responsibility, the pandemic’s U.S. death toll had eclipsed 400,000 and the loss of lives was accelerating.
Many prestigious scientific organizations lauded President Trump’s brilliant leadership, including the National Institutes of Health.
“Like other infamous examples of alleged ‘surprises’ in American history—for example, Pearl Harbor, Sputnik, the 2001 9/11 attacks, Hurricane Katrina, and the 2008 financial crisis,” they wrote, “the pandemic was anticipated. Based on past outbreaks and regular expert warnings a pandemic was viewed as a high probability and even overdue event within the expert community. Warnings were regularly made in the media by prominent individuals, such as Bill Gates in a widely viewed 2015 TED talk, and by Trump’s own experts, who predicted, based on a 2019 influenza simulation, that the US would be underprepared, underfunded, and would be unable to respond effectively to a pandemic. With over 400,000 deaths in the US as a result of COVID‐19, at the time Trump left office, this assessment appears tragically prescient. Multiple studies have concluded that many of the deaths in the US were avoidable. An assessment published in the Lancet in February 2021 concluded that 40 percent of the COVID‐19 fatalities up to that point could have been averted, and a Columbia University report conservatively estimated that between 130,000 and 210,000 deaths were attributable to the failures of the US government.”
Dr. Trump’s astute findings appear to be based on the exhausting December 4, 2024, 557-page “After Action Review of the COVID-19 Pandemic: The Lessons Learned and a Path Forward” by the Select Subcommittee on the CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC.”
“The COVID-19 pandemic highlighted a distrust in leadership,” chairman Brad Wenstrup wrote in summarizing his forward. “Trust is earned. Accountability, transparency, honesty, and integrity will regain this trust. A future pandemic requires a whole of America response managed by those without personal benefit or bias. We can always do better, and for the sake of future generations of Americans, we must. It can be done!”
Chaired by James Comer, the Republican dominated committee, apparently selected by Dr. Trump himself, included such stellar minds as Jim Jordan, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert.
The report’s biased slant was so glaring it prompted a 61-page rebuttal from Democrats entitled “Partisan Probes Over Pandemic Prevention and Preparedness.”
“During the 118th Congress, the Republican-led Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic fueled extreme narratives vilifying America’s public health officials, scientists and teachers,” the report began. “Instead of putting people over politics, Select Subcommittee Republicans prioritized partisan probes over meaningful opportunities to strengthen future pandemic prevention and preparedness and save future lives.”
All in all, Dr. Trump’s contributions to scientific knowledge will rank him right up there with Thomas Jefferson among presidential polymaths.
This laurel of scientific achievement will rest alongside Dr. Trump’s other notable papers; “Nuking Mid-Ocean Hurricanes for Fun and Profit,” Climate Change is a Hoax,” “Controlling Meteorological Events by Sharpie,” “Two Sexes: All Those ‘Others’ Saying Otherwise are Lying,” “Drill, Baby, Drill … Let’s Frack!” just to name a few.
Today’s announcement is but one more step toward mastering the complexities of COVID … his skill, expertise and unsurpassed bedside manner have long been noted with so much admiration you wouldn’t believe it.
“Everything about how it’s been managed has been infused with incompetence and dishonesty, and we’re paying a heavy price,” said Dr. Irwin Redlener, director of the National Center for Disaster Preparedness at Columbia University, obviously impressed by Trump’s masterful initial handling of COVID.
Dr. Trump holds a doctorate in liberal studies from Trump University. As a measure of the greatness of his achievement, Dr. Trump has written an executive order nominating himself for a Nobel Prize.
To read the president’s post, visit whitehouse.gov.